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Subject: appealIt has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting
our office in Hungary, that offensive language is commonly used by
our Hungarian speaking staff. Such behaviour, in addition to
violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both
visitors and staff. All personnel will immediately adhere to the
following rules:

1./ Words like basszameg, a kurva eletbe, fasz and other such
expessions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic
effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.

2./ You will not say elbaszta when someone makes a mistake, or
leszartak if you see someone being reprehended, or szar when a major
mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb szarni
and baszni are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our
environment.

3./ No project manager, section head or administrator under any
circumstances will be referred to as faszfej, genya, szarhazi, or
geci.

4./ Lack of determination will not be referred to as seggfej nor will
persons who lack initiative be referred to as beszari.

5./ Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be
referred to as baromsagok.

6./ Do not say baszogassa az anyukajat if somebody is persistent,
do not add baszdmeg, if a collegue is going trough a difficult
situation. Furthermore, you must not say elbasztuk (refer to item 2.)
nor erre ra fogunk baszni when a matter becomes excessively
complicated.

7./ When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say menj a
picsaba nor should you ever substitute „May I help you” with „Mi a
faszt akarsz”

8./ Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly
industrial partners rohadt beszallitok.

9./ Do not say menjenek a picsaba ezzel a szarral when a relevant
project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer lofasz a
seggedbe when your assistance is required.

10./ You should never call partner representatives as rohadt dog or
barom allat.

11./ The sexual behaviour of our staff is not to be discussed in
terms such as dogos picsa or buzi kocsog.

12,/ Last but not least, after reading tis note, please do not say
kitorlom a seggem ezzel szoveggel.

Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly.

Thank you